Showing posts with label Evan Longoria. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Evan Longoria. Show all posts

Monday, November 10

Longoria Wins AL Rookie of the Year

I guess stars hasn't seen this yet or there'd be a 47 picture post, but Evan Longoria won the AL Rookie of the Year award by a unanimous vote.


...In other news, former AL Rookie of the Year (2005), Huston Street was traded in a package from the Oakland A's to the Rockies.

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Tuesday, November 4

Happy Birthday to Stars!

In honor of my own damn birth, all I have requested is a vote for Barack and the ability to share some gratuitous pictures of the men who make me happiest. Enjoy - I know I will!


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Sunday, October 26

Game 4 Observations

A few things occured to me during Game 4 that I feel compelled to share with the world. Allow me to vent just a little.

1. Patti Labelle - That was possibly the worst version of the Star Spangled Banner that I've ever heard in my entire life. Did you really sing "at the skylight's last gleaming"? I'm almost positive that the correct word is TWILIGHT. What kind of American singer doesn't know the correct words our nation's anthem? REALLY?

2. The umpires in this World Series have been OFF. Longoria CLEARLY got the tag on Jimmy Rollins in that first inning play at third base. Third base should have been empty when Pat Burrell walked. I was PISSED.

3. The Philadelphia Phillies are playing really well and, by God, they CAN NOT WIN THE WORLD SERIES. I will not have it!&*^(Q$#&(*)#@$Q)&!!

I shouldn't be this angry on my friggin' birthday! The Rays victory would have been a wonderful birthday gift, but it wasn't to be. Ryan Howard's second home run of the game made the final score 10-2, and the Phillies take a commanding 3-1 lead in this World Series. It's getting a little difficult to remain a TEAM LONGORIA cheerleader. I need to consult with Stars about what to do. I'm starting to panic over here!

-boogie

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Wednesday, October 22

Why Does This Just Make You Sexier?

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I understand that perhaps my love for David Wright has been outshined, and rightfully so, by my love for Joe Mauer. But this isn't a catch in his own right. I mean, who would turn down a sexy well-paid third baseman with just a little bit of a Souther twang? Certainly not I. But sometimes David is just a little too boyishly cute. You know when David is at his best? When he throws down his helmet, fuming at a called strike three and looks like he just might lose control. That, my friends, is a man. And what woman isn't looking for a man?

And this skewed logic is precisely what's got me on Team Longoria something fierce, According to an article by the Boston Herald, Evan Longoria got a little big for his britches and pissed off BoSox fans something fierce.  And it's sexy as hell.


Longoria was spotted after Game 4 soaked in champagne with a mystery blonde, yelling to anyone who would listen that, "It's all over now!"  He then proceeded to enter the back of a Boston police cruiser and demand that the officer take him home.  The member of Boston's finest did not oblige.

It wasn't over then.  But it is now.  And Evan just got a little more manly.  He can get in the back of my car any day of the week.  I will take him home.

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Thursday, October 16

The Real Reason We Need The Rays In Ass Kickin' Mode

Because we love Evan Longoria. (And REALLY REALLY hate the Phillies.) Not sold?

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How about now?

Say it with me.. LET'S GO RAYS!

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