2nd Runner Up:
This adorable little All-Star is the future of the Rangers organization... and super easy on the eyes. And he married his high school sweet heart, which miraculously makes me want to go "Awww" and puke in my mouth at the same time.
1st Runner Up:
Is there anything sexier than a 6'4 man with half a million homeruns? Virtually nothing... except our champion.
Like there was ever a doubt. This god amongst men is a straightedge, extreme sports lovin' Taoist. And his brother plays in a super rad band.
Dude's name is MILTON BRADLEY. If I didn't heart CJ, he could have earned champion with this amazing name.
I'd Rather Do the Japanese Sumo Wrestling Team's Laundry:
The mar on a landscape of an otherwise lovely looking ball club. Shame on you, Gerald.