2nd Runner Up:
I love pitchers. And I love boys who throw sidearm. AND, I think he's pretty. Those are reasons enough.
1st Runner Up:
Because he's 23. Because he's 6'6. Because I dig him.
Cuz Boogie adores him and what she says goes.
There is something charming about him, even though he does remind me of Alfred E. Neuman with those bug eyes.
I Don't Get That Drunk Anymore:
Ok, I had to look it up. Hideki is only 32 years old. How does he manage to look like someone's ancient Japanese grandfather? It's really astonishing. If I slept with him, I would feel like I was going to bed with my friend Rebecca's grandfather who lived with her, didn't speak English and was always offering me coconut. I gotta go with a big ole "Nuh uh" here. He is a party foul.