A Peace Offering

With all the arrests, convictions, fines, steroid abuse and skankdom going on in sports today (not to mention the internal argument here on LLR - Boogie and Suth are about to get served a Stars timeout), I thought we needed a little something to brighten the mood.

So without further adieu... what the world needs now is boys, sexy boys. And shoot..I thought I would treat you all to an influx of new sexies that I tend to ignore. So if you're looking for Mauer... well, I might find a minute to put in a tiny picture.

Jason "J-Pom" Pominville

This sexy Buffalo Sabre right wing has had me dreaming of upstate New York all season long. Unfortunately, he is engaged to a lucky bitch named Kim. Sigh.

Tyler Hansbrough

Despite the fact that Tyler is kicking ass for Duke archenemy UNC, Hansbrough has erupted as a bit of a fan favorite here at LLR... mostly by Action. We take pride in the men of LLR and their unrelenting man crushes. Tyler is pretty sexy though. You boys have excellent taste.

Matt Cassel

This one is a special gift for my Mama who is apparently plotting to leave dear old dad, Ed57, for the Pats' new QB.

Stephen Curry

Shining star of Davidson and MVP of the NCAA tournament last year, we dig him.

Cole Hamels

That's right. A Philadelphia Phillie. If that won't teach Boogie and Suth to get along, I don't know what will.

Here's to peace on earth and good will to (sexy) men!

-stars

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NHL's Sexiest Men - A Preview of What's to Come

Sheldon Souray

With the exception of my beloved catcher from Minny, Sheldon is probably the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life. He is a brick shithouse of a Canadian who is married to a former Baywatch actress. Now those girls may not always have the best taste in men, but there is probably one common denominator with all Baywatch husbands. Google the Pamela/Tommy Lee sex tape if you don't know what I mean.

Joffrey Lupul

Joffrey, who is currently a Philadelphia Flyer, was the first person in Anaheim Ducks history to score a hat trick. He moves like he was born with a pair of skates already laced up to his ankles which makes me wonder how he moves off the ice.

Henrik Lundqvist

Who says only Swedish women are beautiful? This sexy Rangers goaltender has a total Hugh Jackman thing going on, without the "does he like men?" rumors surrounding him.

Sean Avery

Hockey's quintessential bad boy. He might have femmed it up a little with his stint working for Vogue, but that just might make him the perfect man. He can play, he looks sexy in a pair of boxers AND he can score you some serious designer duds. Where do I sign up?

Patrick Sharp

This beautiful Blackhawk center has been in the league since '98 and just keeps getting better looking.

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It's About To Be A Wrap

Final regular season game of 2008 goes down tonight.. White Sox vs. Twins. Winner take all. But however the chips may fall, my man would have to go 0-7 tonight to lose the batting title. So let's all cross our fingers that nothing crazy happens and let's start the Mauer celebration a little early.

We love you, Joe!


(Does anyone mind if I hit that?)

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30 Days of Glory - Can I Finish Before the Season Ends?

A betting man would say no. But if you like to root for the underdog, put your money on me while I take you the rest of the way through the beautiful men of Major League Baseball!

Ladies, sit back and take a ride with the Colorado Rockies. You don't need a passport - Lord knows they're not going anywhere.

2nd Runner Up:

Jeff Francis



This adorable left-handed pitcher has a bit of Shia LeBeouf-ness to him and that is never a bad thing.

1st Runner Up:

Scott Podsednik



Look at those dimples! No wonder Oprah's had him on her couch more than once.


Champion:

Matt Holliday



I will admit Matt took a while to grow on me. He doesn't have a whole lot of hair and I love having something to grab onto, fo' sho. But Matt has a sweet face and a batting average of .321. And who doesn't love someone who can look that good while hitting even better? (Did I seriously just find a way to bring Joe Mauer into the equation? I hate myself.)


Honorable Mention:

Dexter Fowler



What an adorable little smile on this recent callup. He might have an extraordinarily tiny head though, which is why he only merits an honorable mention. Once I see him in action, if his head is of normal sizing, he may move on up.


Fugtastic Award:

Aaron Cook



Maybe I just don't get the appeal of redheaded men. Except David Duchovny. Or maybe he just is nasty. I don't know, you be the judge.

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Guess Who's Running Away With The AL Batting Title?

With a stunning average of .330 and an even more stunning body?



6 and a half games to go.. Everyone else should just take a seat.

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Gratuitous Shot Of The Day

I'm a Mets fan. I know things are fleeting. So I want to really enjoy Joe Mauer today. Gratuitously beautiful picture!

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30 Days of Glory - My Heart Is Slowly Breaking

No, I am not done with the American League just yet, but I need to take a little foray into the NL East in the hopes that my kind words towards the Braves will spur them to victory tonight. I can write no more. While the Mets are only up by half a game, I feel dizzy.

LET'S GO BRAVES!


2nd Runner Up:

Clint Sammons



A catcher with a baby face. You had me at hello.

1st Runner Up:

Jeff Francouer



Rawrrr... just rawrrr. If Chipper wasn't so special...

Champion:

Chipper Jones


How do I love Chipper? Let me count the ways... Sexy? Third baseman? Son named Shea? Check, check, check! I tip my hat to your sexiness, Mr. Jones.

Honorable Mention:

Ruben Gotay



Weird that I found a picture of him in a Mets jersey. I'M IN A BAD PLACE!



Why Is Your Face Actually Gray?:

Greg Norton




'Nuff said.

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30 Days of Glory- I'm Getting Sick of the American League

But for you, readers, I press on, knowing someday soon I shall be rewarded with the stunners of the NL... the place where my heart lies. The place that is what I imagine heaven resembles.. the place... Ok, enough about me. Even though numerous members of this organization resemble Lurch, let me take a second to give a little love and respect to the truly sexy men of the Detroit Tigers.


2nd Runner Up:

Ryan Raburn



Why do I love boys who wear ridiculous sunglasses that went out of style 20 years ago?

1st Runner Up:

Clay Rapada



Clay is a good Southern pitcher. And who doesn't like a Southern boy with a sweet face?

Champion:

Dusty Ryan



Yeah, he is a catcher. A sexy, all kinds of 6'4 catcher. I may have previously made it clear how I feel about big sexy catchers. If not, allow me to reiterate here.

Honorable Mention:

Dontrelle Willis



I don't know necessarily how sexy I think D-Train is, but he makes me laugh.. and gave me an opportunity to showcase this video featuring my beloved D Dubs.

Worst Lurch of Them All:

Dane Sardinha



I have no words. Just a little vomit in my mouth.

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Olympic Observations: Michael Phelps must be great in the sack.

Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer this planet has ever seen. He has supreme discipline over every muscle in his body. He has the best stroke in the world.

YOU DO THE MATH...

-boogie

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30 Days of Glory - Spending the Day with the Royals

Nothing I love more than kicking off my day surrounded by some beautiful baseball gentlemen. And if it can't be D Dubs and Joe Mauer, then I am happy to kick it with these fine Royals gentlemen.

2nd Runner Up:



Ron Mahay

I did have some other things, I wanted to say about Ron... but in light of the fact that when I Google Imaged him, a shot of HITLER came up, I would like to talk about that. Any Royals fans out there that can shed some light on the similarities of pitching hottie Mahay and Hitler?



1st Runner Up;



Mike Aviles

Figures that I would dig through the Royals roster and come up with the native New Yorker. Too bad cuz I would have loved to show him around my hometown.


Champion:



Gil Meche

Good lord. He is going on my fantasy roster to pitch. Mauer, Dubs, Meche triangle? I would just sit in the middle and pinch myself... then probably get dizzy from spinning around, not knowing who to run to.


Honorable Mention:



Jason Smith

This gorgeous little Southern boy may not be the most impressive player on the field, but what he lacks in batting average, he makes up for in that tight body. Nice work, Mama Smith!



So Sorry About the Face:


John Buck

Maybe I just have a tendency to find catchers brute-ish and kind of dirty looking. And somewhat fat. And a little disgusting. This here is the stereotypical catcher for me. Take a lesson from Mauer, Buck! I don't want to see your face here next year!

- stars

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30 Days of Glory - Kickin' It With The Chi-Town White Sox

Yes, I am aware that perhaps I missed a day in here. I can only apologize and attribute it to the massive 5.8 earthquake we experienced here yesterday. While no one was hurt, it was my very first earthquake so I elected to act like a bit of a little bitch about it. So much so that I couldn't focus on these sexy Chicago men. Well, I am sorry to them and to you. Let me give them their just desserts now.

2nd Runner Up:

Ken Griffey, Jr.




Had the LLR been around 15 years ago, you would have most likely been champion. But let's be honest.. for an older gentlemen, you can still get it.



1st Runner Up:

Clayton Richard


Mmmhmm... 6 foot 5 pile of man. And apparently I am proving that I have a thing for pitchers.


Champion:

No One.


Seriously no one. This is the least attractive baseball team in the league. Though I still have a ways to go, so I hope it's the least attractice team in the league.


Honorable Mention:

Brian Anderson



Brian once had a streak of 110 errorless games (something Dan Uggla can only dream of.) And he chose his jersey number because he idolizes Magic Johnson. Que lindo, no?


Please Never Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya:



Juan Uribe



You make me sick, Juan. And frankly it was a tight race for the nastiestr White Sox player. You didn't win by much. The whole team is nauseating.

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30 Days of Glory - Spending Day 5 with the Texas Rangers

I perhaps should have held off on this one. Because if you've met me even briefly, we all know there's one Major League man that gives me almost as much joy as David Wright does. And he is a Ranger, after all. But he deserved his accolades at some point, so present "The Men, The Myths, The Rangers."

2nd Runner Up:

Ian Kinsler



This adorable little All-Star is the future of the Rangers organization... and super easy on the eyes. And he married his high school sweet heart, which miraculously makes me want to go "Awww" and puke in my mouth at the same time.

1st Runner Up:

Josh Hamilton



Is there anything sexier than a 6'4 man with half a million homeruns? Virtually nothing... except our champion.


Champion:

C.J. Wilson



Like there was ever a doubt. This god amongst men is a straightedge, extreme sports lovin' Taoist. And his brother plays in a super rad band.

Honorable Mention:

Milton Bradley



Dude's name is MILTON BRADLEY. If I didn't heart CJ, he could have earned champion with this amazing name.


I'd Rather Do the Japanese Sumo Wrestling Team's Laundry:

Gerald Laird



The mar on a landscape of an otherwise lovely looking ball club. Shame on you, Gerald.

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30 Days of Glory - It's Red Sox time!

So after subjecting myself to the torture that was the Angels, I got a good night's sleep to prepare for today's physical challenge - digging through the Red Sox roster. Though, let's call a spade a spade - I knew where I was going with this one. Growing up a Mets fan in New York, let's just say you spend a lot of time cheering the BoSox on. Am I right?? A lot of time around the Sox means that actually years upon years of research have gone into this post. But for you, I will. Here's my starting line-up!

2nd Runner Up:

Javier Lopez



I love pitchers. And I love boys who throw sidearm. AND, I think he's pretty. Those are reasons enough.


1st Runner Up:

Justin Masterson



Because he's 23. Because he's 6'6. Because I dig him.


Champion:

Jason Varitek



Cuz Boogie adores him and what she says goes.


Honorable Mention:

Brandon Moss



There is something charming about him, even though he does remind me of Alfred E. Neuman with those bug eyes.

I Don't Get That Drunk Anymore:

Hideki Okajima



Ok, I had to look it up. Hideki is only 32 years old. How does he manage to look like someone's ancient Japanese grandfather? It's really astonishing. If I slept with him, I would feel like I was going to bed with my friend Rebecca's grandfather who lived with her, didn't speak English and was always offering me coconut. I gotta go with a big ole "Nuh uh" here. He is a party foul.

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30 Days of Glory Take 3 - Los Angeles Angels

Before I even kickstart this, why is it that they switched from Anaheim to Los Angeles? They certainly didn't move from Anaheim. And not only that, but there is already a Los Angeles team. This goes in my list of things I will never understand if I live to be 100; right up there with "Why would anyone sleep with Snoop Dogg?" Ugh, now I have that visual in my head.

But onwards and upwards, I am back for Day 3 of The Sexiest Men in the MLB. Today's selections come from the city-ambiguous Los Angeles/Anaheim Angels. This was not nearly as scintillating a task as the Twins were yesterday. But maybe I still have Joey Mauer in my head. Damn, that boy is fine. Someone remind me that Joe had his day and I must march on. So allow me to the introduce my picks.

2nd Runner Up:

Francisco Rodriguez



Not a bad looking specimen. Though he practices Santeria, so I might just watch from a distance.

1st Runner Up:

Justin Speier



Justin was a Marine. I searched for a picture of him in dress blues, but couldn't find it. but that image in my head alone is good enough to make him first runner up.

Champion:

Jon Garland



Ok, Jon. You're all right by me. I would let you buy me a Slurpee. And not just because you once had a ridiculous appearance on the Bernie Mac show.

Honorable Mention:

Juan Rivera



Ok, you? You're my honorable mention? You. Are. Nasty. Just shows what I was working with here. I wish it was Twins day again.

Excuse Me While I Throw Up In My Mouth:

Jered Weaver


I'm surprised he didn't have his Angels uniform customized in camoflauge. If anyone out there has pictures of Jered in camo, please send them to me. I have something I could do with that.


There you have it. I am treating myself to Red Sox day tomorrow cuz this was just a hot mess.

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