Sexy Texas Ranger C.J. Wilson getting ready to race in SoCal.
Meow.
Showing posts with label Texas Rangers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas Rangers. Show all posts
Friday, November 21
Gratuitous Shot of the Day
Friday, September 5
What Do You Have To Say For Yourself, Rookie?
What little boy growing up at some point didn't dream of becoming a professional athlete? I can't tell you how many times as a kid Action made me stand in the batter's box while he pretended it was the bottom of the 9th and proceeded to strike me out. Pros seem to have it all - unbelievable talent, money, women, blogs like the LLR entirely focused on them. Who wouldn't want that life?
Well, it ain't all roses, let me tell you. Yeah, you spend half your life traveling and people who don't know you hate you. But that isn't the worst of it. What may potentially be the worst is rookie hazings. Allow me to provide you with a few examples of what the manliest men our country has to offer have suffered through.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the team I believe to be the sexiest in baseball - the Twins. And here are their rookies catching the last of the Indians game at Jacobs Field. That's just cruel, guys.
Pink is not Andre Ethier of the Dodgers' color.
But perhaps Fruit Stripes Gum is the color of Andy LaRoche.
The Braves rookies... looking no worse than they do on the field this year. Zing! (I'm sorry, I love you guys.)
Not one of the Devil Rays rookies has the legs for that dress.
Just your every day... John Rheinhecker of the Rangers riding around on the BART in what is truly a penguin suit.
Hate to say it, but Yankee Robinson Cano is kind of sexy as a cheerleader.
And let us never forget... the little girls' backpacks that are the staple of any bullpen.
- stars
Friday, July 25
30 Days of Glory - Spending Day 5 with the Texas Rangers
I perhaps should have held off on this one. Because if you've met me even briefly, we all know there's one Major League man that gives me almost as much joy as David Wright does. And he is a Ranger, after all. But he deserved his accolades at some point, so present "The Men, The Myths, The Rangers."
2nd Runner Up:
Ian Kinsler
This adorable little All-Star is the future of the Rangers organization... and super easy on the eyes. And he married his high school sweet heart, which miraculously makes me want to go "Awww" and puke in my mouth at the same time.
1st Runner Up:
Josh Hamilton
Is there anything sexier than a 6'4 man with half a million homeruns? Virtually nothing... except our champion.
Champion:
C.J. Wilson
Like there was ever a doubt. This god amongst men is a straightedge, extreme sports lovin' Taoist. And his brother plays in a super rad band.
Honorable Mention:
Milton Bradley
Dude's name is MILTON BRADLEY. If I didn't heart CJ, he could have earned champion with this amazing name.
I'd Rather Do the Japanese Sumo Wrestling Team's Laundry:
Gerald Laird
The mar on a landscape of an otherwise lovely looking ball club. Shame on you, Gerald.
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