Pat Burrell Is A Douche

First of all, your name is Pat. I wasn't sure if you were a man or a tranny the first time I saw you play baseball. Unfortunately, I had seen other Phillies players wearing t-shirts with this picture on it:


Mr. Burrell, not only are you a douche (and going to be eliminated by the Dodgers), but you totally look like a pedo in this picture.