But onwards and upwards, I am back for Day 3 of The Sexiest Men in the MLB. Today's selections come from the city-ambiguous Los Angeles/Anaheim Angels. This was not nearly as scintillating a task as the Twins were yesterday. But maybe I still have Joey Mauer in my head. Damn, that boy is fine. Someone remind me that Joe had his day and I must march on. So allow me to the introduce my picks.
2nd Runner Up:
Not a bad looking specimen. Though he practices Santeria, so I might just watch from a distance.
1st Runner Up:
Justin was a Marine. I searched for a picture of him in dress blues, but couldn't find it. but that image in my head alone is good enough to make him first runner up.
Ok, Jon. You're all right by me. I would let you buy me a Slurpee. And not just because you once had a ridiculous appearance on the Bernie Mac show.
Ok, you? You're my honorable mention? You. Are. Nasty. Just shows what I was working with here. I wish it was Twins day again.
Excuse Me While I Throw Up In My Mouth:
I'm surprised he didn't have his Angels uniform customized in camoflauge. If anyone out there has pictures of Jered in camo, please send them to me. I have something I could do with that.
There you have it. I am treating myself to Red Sox day tomorrow cuz this was just a hot mess.