Showing posts with label fantasy sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy sports. Show all posts

Friday, December 19

I Warned You A David Lee Blog Was Coming




I stand by my teams (and my boyfriends) no matter what. The Knicks aren't the Eastern Conference powerhouse they used to be, but that doesn't mean I love them any less. Since a return to glory is probably a season or two away (after we get this Stephan Marbury situation figured out, deal him out of here, and free up some salary cap space), I have to get excited about the little things. It's the small victories that are making me happy this season, like the way we took down Golden State a few weeks ago, and how we embarrassed the Grizzlies in Memphis. One game at a time.

I am also taking great joy in the fact that the Knicks are SHOCKING the fantasy basketball world right now! Allow me to quote Fantasy Writer Jeff Lippman, in an article entitled Unbe-Lee-vable.


With Christmas time and the holidays fast approaching, Mr. Fantasy implores owners not to look gift horses in the mouth. Don't take what you've been given by the grace of God and Isaiah Thomas and flush it down the toilet.

Don't follow? I'm talking, of course, about the curious case of the New York Knicks and their magical Fantasy point-producing offense under coach Mike D'Antoni. The Knicks have been the source of a number of Fantasy breakouts this season. Nobody could have predicted Chris Duhon's emergence as a top Fantasy point guard. Who ever thought Al Harrington would average 27 points per game? It would have taken a Fantasy clairvoyant to forecast the incredible leap in value made by Wilson Chandler, Tim Thomas, Quentin Richardson and Nate Robinson this year.

But with all those guys above, right now there is one Knick who is standing out from all the rest and taking the league by storm. With 16 double-doubles in his first 25 games, David Lee is third in the NBA behind only Dwight Howard and Chris Paul, which is some pretty sweet Fantasy company.

David Lee has been great lately but I keep hearing pundits express concern that playing, more specifically defending, bigger centers every night will wear on him as the season goes along -- it was unnerving to see Shaq knock him around Monday night. Is now the time to move him? Is his value is as high as it will ever get? -- Chilibon Karakachanov, New York

JL: The "pundits" you are talking about are worried because the ambidextrous Lee has been suffering from a bad back in recent days. That back problem forced Lee to finish with just 10 points and one rebound in 24 minutes on Dec. 10 at the Nets, snapping his 10-game double-double streak in the process. All Lee has done since is average almost 17 points and 15 rebounds in his last three games. Plus, in 31 minutes banging against Shaq, you say he got tossed around, we say he still recorded 15 points and 12 boards and shot 7-of-9 from the floor.

Lee is a pretty tough character and we think, for better or worse, he'll be able to stay healthy throughout this season. That said, his value is not going anywhere. He's only getting better and better in his fourth year in the league out of the University of Florida. You could certainly trade him and expect to get very good value in return, but if his unexpected value has helped you thus far there is no need to worry about it dropping off anytime soon.


JEFF LIPPMAN IS MY NEW BFF. In case you haven't heard, singing David Lee's praises is the perfect way to get on my good side. If only fantasy points were directly equivalent to NBA wins. My Knicks would be well on their way to a division title.

Whatever. I'm still going to enjoy the hell out of this.

-boogie

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Thursday, December 18

Fantasy Football Championship



When Stars and I began our fantasy football adventure back in September, we had hopes of conquering our league and bringing home the Powder Puff Fantasy Football League Championship home to Ladies Locker Room where it belongs. Well, my friends, that day is upon us!

Stars and her team Karate Chops were eliminated from the playoffs, and they left it all up to me and my team, The Amazins'. I answered the call and after two tense playoff weeks, I made it to the Championship, which begins tonight when the Colts take on the Jaguars at 8:15pm EST.

Here's my line-up:

M. Cassel QB NE v ARI

A. Peterson RB MIN v ATL

S. Slaton RB HOU @ OAK

A. Bryant WR TB v SD

K. Walter WR HOU @ OAK

W. Welker WR NE v ARI

D. Keller TE NYJ @ SEA

J. Kasay K CAR @ NYG

Dolphins DST MIA @ KC 12/21

Reserves:


A. Rodgers QB GB @ CHI

E. Manning QB NYG v CAR

D. Williams RB CAR @ NYG

D. Hester WR CHI v GB

S. Moss WR WAS v PHI


I wish I had stronger WRs, but hopefully my elite RBs will pick up any slack. My opponent, West Harlem Pixies, is starting Jay Cutler at QB which makes me nervous A. because Cutler is having a damn good season and B. because he's playing the Bills this week and therefore he has the potential to have a GREAT game. (Sorry Alex, and all my buddies at McFaddens!) WHP is also starting LaDanian Tomlinson, Michael Turner, Anquan Boldin, Braylon Edwards, Greg Jennings, Jeremy Shockey <3, and the Bucs DST. I definitely have my work cut out for me, but I am confident I can come away with the win, the Championship, and most importantly, the bragging rights :)

Even if I come up short, I'm super proud of myself! This is my first time playing any fantasy sport, and I've made it all the way to the very end, leaving almost everyone else to eat my dust. 10 chumps down, one to go ;)

ITS BUSINESS TIME.

-boogie

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Monday, December 8

Boogie's First Attempt at Fantasy Basketball



I'm doing Fantasy Basketball on CBSSports.com this season, and our draft was last week. I couldn't think of a clever team name, so I just used ORANGE AND BLUE (Knicks and Mets colors, of course!) I managed to come away with the following players on my team:

Duhon, Chris PG NY
Ginobili, Manu SG SA
Rondo, Rajon PG BOS
Rose, Derrick PG CHI
Chandler, Wilson SF NY
Deng, Luol SF CHI
Millsap, Paul PF UTA
Randolph, Zach PF LAC
Lopez, Brook C NJ
Lee, David PF NY

Stevenson, DeShawn SG
Martin, Kenyon PF DEN
Dalembert, Samuel C PHI

Considering I had the 10th pick in the draft, I think I did pretty well. Yes, I'm super lame and I drafted my boyfriend. I don't care what you think about it. It was a very smart solid move and I stand by it. As a matter of fact, here's the report CBS issued to fantasy owners about David today:

Latest News: Knicks F/C David Lee had 19 rebounds in Sunday's game against Detroit, giving him nine straight double-doubles. He has had no less than 11 rebounds in any of those games.(Updated 12/08/2008).

Fantasy Analysis: Lee has seen a significant increase in rebounds and scoring since the team traded Zach Randolph away and he's becoming an elite Fantasy center in the process. Right now, there is no reason he should not be starting in any league, even in three-game weeks.


That's all I needed to hear! Keep up the great work, baby! Bring the fantasy points on home to mama ;)

More on my fantasy basketball endeavors as the season progresses. Tips are appreciated!

-boogie

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Thursday, November 20

Cheating At Fantasy Football

As many of you know, this year Boogie and I joined an all-girl fantasy football league. Despite it being our first time playing, both Boogie and I have vicious competitive streaks and have been determined to kick everyone in our path's ass.

It hasn't quite gone as planned. While we both have respectable records, neither of us are the head of the pack. This is infuriating as no one in our league has a clue what's going on. The only conclusion anyone can come to is the girls who are doing the best are the girls who are cheating. And by cheating, I mean asking someone else in their life who knows better.

Fine. I tried that too. But after having help on my draft landed me with garbage Jake Delhomme as my quarterback and my father's helpful advice for a better QB being JT O'Sullivan, I am over other people's help. Everyone knows about 10 times less than I do.

So today Boogie and I concocted a plan. She has somehow acquired Matt Cassel, Aaron Rodgers AND Eli Manning. She offered to lend me Eli for the week so I could beat the tar out of this girl who has stomped all over us all season.

Our attempts at pulling this off have been fruitless. First we looked to trade. It turns out the trade deadline was November 11th so that's a no go. Then we look into the rules to see if she can drop him and I can pick him up. We learn that the waivers go through between midnight and 6 AM, so we plot for her to drop Eli at 11:58 PM and me to immediately pick him up. Unfortunately, after a closer look at the rules, we learn that he has to stay on waivers for 24 hours and Eli is too big of a name. These other girls who know less than we do would still recognize the name, Eli Manning and snatch him up.

So now I really hate fantasy football. It refuses to let me win. I can't even figure out how to cheat! I would love if any of you fantasy aficionados out there would send me a private message and walk me through cheating.

I'm done playing fair.

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Tuesday, October 14

Boogie is BACK!



My Fellow Americans!

Your girl boogie is back in action here at LLR! I know you missed me oh so much. I had to take a short hiatus to deal with some personal stuff (life ain't always grand slams and touchdowns, unfortunately!) but I am back on the scene with some sports commentary fo yo ass!

Let us begin with last night...

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY 4-0 GIANTS? They were looking like the best team in the league so far this season, and now we've collapsed under the Cleveland Browns of all teams. THE CLEVELAND BROWNS. Do not adjust your TV sets. You have not entered the twilight zone. Eli Manning looked a like his pre-Superbowl MVP self last night, throwing 3 picks into the hands of the Browns defense.

As I sat on my couch with a brew in my hand and the remote control in the other, flicking over to the Phillies vs Dodgers whenever Eli got me too upset to watch, I thought to myself "this is not happening." I wanted a perfect night. A Giants win, A Phillies loss, and 21 fantasy points was ALL I NEEDED to make that happen. It wasn't meant to be. Matt Stairs' 2-run bomb sealed the deal on Game 4 for the Phillies, Eli's final interception put it way out of reach for the Giants, and the measly 10 fantasy points I collected from Eli and Kevin Boss combined just didn't cut it.

If it hadn't been for reruns of Quantum Leap, my night would have been absolutely ruined! Sam, Al, and Ziggy always seem to come to my rescue, but I digress...

All I have to say is that now that its Tuesday, my Giants can take all of the mini-failures of last night, work 'em the hell on out in practice, get on the same page, and take it to the house when we host the 49ers on Sunday. I'll be damned if I lose to the Browns and then then 49ers! I'll absolutely be looking around for Rod Serling then. PSH!

-boogie

ps - Manny. I can not have the Phillies in the World Series. I just can't. Do your thing, ok?? Geez...

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Tuesday, September 16

Why Fantasy Football Can Lick My West Coast Butt

I hate fantasy football. Really, I do. I am in the middle of a heart-wrenching NL East pennant race and I do not have the patience for anyone else to screw with me. This is why fantasy football is going down.

As we all know, the Ravens-Texans game was cancelled this week due to the terrible hurricane that is taking over the South. While my prayers are with everyone affected by this natural disaster, I will not be saving any of my kind thoughts for those at CBS Sports. I took the Ravens for my defense which is fine by me. They are a somewhat decent team and as I am learning, defense isn’t where you rack up your big points anyway. I don’t have a backup defense because I only have 5 players in reserve and I elected to pick up a QB, 2 Receivers, and 2 Running Backs. I figured I would pick up and drop a defense when the Ravens bye week arrived.

Well ladies, take note. This strategy caused me to lose (and I am a big fat sore loser) by 6 ridiculous points this past week. 6 points that seemingly ANY DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE could have picked up for me. So my record is now a shameful 1-1 and I am livid.

And why does it make me hate living on the West Coast? Simply put, I get less time than everyone else unless I want to set my alarm for 5 AM on a Sunday to check my stats. The Baltimore-Houston game was rescheduled on Thursday the 11th to be played Monday night. The game was not officially rescheduled for November 9th until late Saturday night.. at which point I was already out for the evening. By the time, I woke up at 9 IN THE MORNING ON A SUNDAY and attempted to drop the Ravens defense to pick up any available defense, it was too late.

And now my record looks shameful through no fault of my own other than not checking fantasy football from a friend’s birthday party… which you can bet your bottom dollar I will be checking it at the bar this Saturday night. I think I’m developing an addiction.

-stars

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Tuesday, September 9

Powder Puff Fantasy Football

So Boogie and I have joined a fantasy football league with 10 of our other girlfriends. None of exactly knows what we're doing and it's an interesting array of personalities. Boogie is competitive as hell and trying to kill everyone, ML drafted her whole team based on hilarity of names, D Niz dreams about hockey the whole time she's playing, and me? I have been relying on the kindness of the 12 boys I share an office with to "guide" me to victory. That and my astute skills, of course.

I, being a fairly knowledgeable sports girl, thought fantasy would be no problem for me. And I didn't think it was... until my main man helper posted this. Thanks for changing the names and genders to protect stars. She feels like an idiot anyway - an idiot who has the second highest score in the fantasy league!

- stars

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