A Las Vegas judge just cracked the whip on the juice. He is going to have to serve 15 years before he's even eligible for parole. He will serve somewhere from 16-21 years if he has to finish out the sentence.
The family of Nicole Brown Simpson was at the courthouse for the reading of the sentence.
Hope you rot, OJ!
Showing posts with label OJ Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OJ Simpson. Show all posts
Friday, December 5
Sucks For OJ
Saturday, October 4
The Juice Finally Pays For a Crime
OJ is found G-U-I-L-T-Y of armed robbery and kidnapping, besides 10 other charges. He faces the possibility of life in prison. While I am sure the prison rec football teams might be stoked, OJ must be dumbfounded.
I remember sitting in a history class while half my classmates pumped fist for his Not Guilty verdict 13 years ago (interestingly exactly 13 years to the day that this guilty charge was delivered.) Even those dumb schmucks I went to school with probably now realize OJ was guilty and most likely formed a coalition to extend Megan's Law to the whereabouts of OJ as well.
Here's to hoping that Sublime song is true and OJ has a great time in the big house!
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