Saturday, October 4

The Juice Finally Pays For a Crime


OJ is found G-U-I-L-T-Y of armed robbery and kidnapping, besides 10 other charges. He faces the possibility of life in prison. While I am sure the prison rec football teams might be stoked, OJ must be dumbfounded.

I remember sitting in a history class while half my classmates pumped fist for his Not Guilty verdict 13 years ago (interestingly exactly 13 years to the day that this guilty charge was delivered.) Even those dumb schmucks I went to school with probably now realize OJ was guilty and most likely formed a coalition to extend Megan's Law to the whereabouts of OJ as well.

Here's to hoping that Sublime song is true and OJ has a great time in the big house!

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