Ladies, sit back and take a ride with the Colorado Rockies. You don't need a passport - Lord knows they're not going anywhere.
2nd Runner Up:
This adorable left-handed pitcher has a bit of Shia LeBeouf-ness to him and that is never a bad thing.
1st Runner Up:
Look at those dimples! No wonder Oprah's had him on her couch more than once.
I will admit Matt took a while to grow on me. He doesn't have a whole lot of hair and I love having something to grab onto, fo' sho. But Matt has a sweet face and a batting average of .321. And who doesn't love someone who can look that good while hitting even better? (Did I seriously just find a way to bring Joe Mauer into the equation? I hate myself.)
What an adorable little smile on this recent callup. He might have an extraordinarily tiny head though, which is why he only merits an honorable mention. Once I see him in action, if his head is of normal sizing, he may move on up.
Maybe I just don't get the appeal of redheaded men. Except David Duchovny. Or maybe he just is nasty. I don't know, you be the judge.